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Obsessed
1 August 2008, 09:08
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

Jane pull's a condom over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condoms she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

compuchrisje
1 August 2008, 18:10
Boink!!!

Dexter
1 August 2008, 23:50
hehe "Camel" ^^

Mooie woordspeling

Obsessed
2 August 2008, 22:15
hehe "Camel" ^^

Mooie woordspeling
Inderdaad.
Deze mop is dan ook enkel in het Engels te vertellen.

Pjj
3 August 2008, 12:21
Hahaha :p

nojs
24 August 2008, 23:09
Deze had ik al eens gehoord maar in de vorm van 2 moslima's die door de woestijn lopen :p
op Café. Was dat lachen :p

Breskuz
29 August 2008, 19:21
hahha :p

minQkel
29 August 2008, 19:32
haha geweldig :P