Volledige versie bekijken : Best Out of Office Auto Replies



Milo
3 April 2008, 16:42
En stelt u maar voor dat deze dus echt gebruikt geweest zijn :


1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 September. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please re-start your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over again).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a prolonged system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.

compuchrisje
3 April 2008, 19:56
:lol::cool:

Joga
5 April 2008, 11:26
Haha :p

Pjj
5 April 2008, 13:51
Zalig :p