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1 December 2009, 10:02
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
H.
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
H.
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK